- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

Want to hear a joke? No.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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