- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

I hate blackniggers

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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