- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Fine, ladies first.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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