"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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