- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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