Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Rush Limbaugh

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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