- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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