What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Immigration Laws

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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read me write me

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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