Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Justin Beiber

Pickles

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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