- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What is 33 + 1? Penis

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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