- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Balls

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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