- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??