- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

This statement is false.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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