- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Jewwy Jewstein

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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