What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

9/11 my birthday

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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