- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

A jew enters a mall.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

i wonder who made this website? a human

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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