- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

A woman walks into a bar.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

I enjoy Popcorn

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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