- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Chris is hairy

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

ask me if im a door yes

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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