why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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