NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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