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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

ure mama's so fat

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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