Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Wait! hundred billions!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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