- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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