- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Maths.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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