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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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