- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

im @ work, LOL.

Knock knock. Who's there?

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

Why Did the throw up He was sick

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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