You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What is the name of the car? What

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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