- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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