- Anti Joke

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.