- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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