- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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