- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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