- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

womans having rights.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

This is not a joke.

WNBA

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

knock knock? come in

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??