A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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The New York Giants

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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