Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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