Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

. . I am a whale

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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