A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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Barack Obama.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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