Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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Anti Joke

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