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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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