How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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What fires shots? A gun

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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What's the new green? Green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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