- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Pickles are powerful

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

i hate non minorities!

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Me

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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