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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

how much fish could a chicken

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Womens rights

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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