what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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Start by getting your fucking ass off this site and get me the fucking money asap yourself! And your contact information! Fuck your "eye for an eye" piece of shit example, I want redemption! If I am to live with self respect after losing a FUCKING EYEBALL! I demand that you lose EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR! YOU FUCKING QUEER HYPOCRITE! And I am not asking that you take away everything, I will take everything you hold dear away from you myself! Then again, why do that when I can get straight to the source and break your spine, and that is just the first step to making you wish you where dead! That you end up begging me for THE SWEET MERCY OF DEATH! Listen, if you want to talk, lets talk, if you claim to be so fucking powerful get on a goddamn jet and get over here yourself, no goons, no "shadows", no "followers" of "your order" when you present it, and "our order" when YOU FUCK UP! Only then will I "listen to reason", it is only reasonable you come out of your fucking hiding place and face me! I wont fight you, I wont kill you, but you better get your fucking face over here yourself.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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batman has diarrhea

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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