- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Knock Knock. Doors open

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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