Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/04/Deer_mating2.jpg

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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