An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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