A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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