Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

There once was this guy and he fell down

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

nothing

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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