- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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