- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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