What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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cory is gay

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Anti Joke

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