- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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