- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Screw it you write the joke.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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