- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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