- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

A baby seal walks into a club.

How about that airline food?

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

A sober Irish individual.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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