- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

whats green and slimy? green slim

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

1+2 = 6

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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