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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Title IX

knock knock come in !

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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