- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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