I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

whats up and also down? your mum

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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