- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

My dog barks when someones at the door.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Jeff

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