Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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