- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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