An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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