Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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The Big Band Theory

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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