- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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