What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

"Knock knock" Come in!

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Robin get in the batmobile!

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Women's Rights

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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