- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

"Knock knock" Come in!

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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