- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

The holocaust

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

my gramma died

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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