What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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