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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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