- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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