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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

i hate non minorities!

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Dead girls can't say no.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.