- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

your mum

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

homosexual rights to marriage

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