- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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