- Anti Joke

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.