- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Diarrhea

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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