– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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knock knock come in

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the NAACP

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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