A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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The Oakland Raiders

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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