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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.