What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Apple hates Blackberry.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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