What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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