Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

a black man did not eat chicken.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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