- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

u know whats a crime? rape

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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