whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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