A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Person A: Knock Knock Person B: Who's there? Person A: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest. Open the door. Person B: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest, open the door wh-- Suddenly the door is smashed open. Tear gas grenades are rolled in, temporarily blinding Person B. He is then dragged out of his apartment by nine federal agents who proceed to beat him and throw him into the back of an FBI van.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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