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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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